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| Quiz: What is this? |
One blog a day and my posts are starting to
sound like a song on Billboard’s top 100, a bastardization of the original that
requires copious amounts of repetition for you to buy it.
So perhaps I should tell you that I’m Down
Under now. That I’m staying in a town with no sidewalks and the original cast
of Deliverance. Or maybe you’d like to know that I have dark beet juice stains
under my nails I can’t seem to clean out. That there’s an unopened 800g bag of
Toberones in the refrigerator that I’ve thought of eating every hour for the
last two days (but haven’t) and there are also two bottles of champagne in
there that I haven’t thought of at all. That I’m wondering about 2017 and
thinking of all the things I hope to achieve. That I used the word that 10 times already.
I still have gifts to buy and a tan to get.
I’d like to try surfing and eating turducken (chicken stuffed in duck stuffed
in turkey), but not at the same time. For now I’d just settle for a solid
nights sleep.
Answer: Popcorn Christmas wreath
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