September 13, 2011

Need a Laugh?

Dagnabbit! While browsing the many blogs I've decided to follow I came across a reference to Jokes about Writers by Ginger Edwards and I can't remember whose blog it was from. Nevertheless,  it's a small but funny collection of jokes for anyone who's passed the day at the computer, gnawing their nails to the bone. You can add a joke too if you like. Here's an example:

A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.
“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is-”
 “Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” The man says. “My agent called?”

3 comments:

  1. Ha! This was me over the weekend. Well, minus the agent. And the stove fire. And the ... Fluffy.

    Okay, it wasn't me at all. But it felt like it. lol

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  2. Love this - thanks for making me smile. (And your comment on my blog was spot-on - thanks. Often needs someone else to find the right metaphor.)

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  3. @Jes- my pleasure

    @JO- you had me with 'eel vomit'

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